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raisedbymoogles (raisedbymoogles) wrote,
@ 2009-04-17 11:31:00

Entry tags:

dreams, ff7, random

Estuans iterius, Moogleroth?
Last night I dreamed I was searching for materials to cosplay as Sephiroth.

Which I would totally do, if it wasn't for two minor logistical problems, a.k.a. my breasts.

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	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 10:43 am UTC (link)
	Girl!Sephiroth? ~~You'd certainly get all the Zacks paying full attention~~AHEM. ...I blame that last part on having Crash looking over my shoulder. coughs (Reply to this) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Sephiroth: ...you mean I have to grow breasts in order to get Zack's full attention? lobs a sock at Crash! ;P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	............That's not quite the attention I meant, but he'd certainly not be able to look at anything else. Well, more so than usual. Crash: what? He's the prettiest one on the page! poses and smirks (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sephiroth: ....grumble sock! ...fulla wood screws! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	^_^;; petpets? Luckily you're not a girl and don't have to worry about boobs or cramps or anything of the sort. Crash: ...X_X fallsover 'Doom: ...^_^! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: looks alarmed - or would, but, well, petpets. Cramps? wins! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	...Aheh. Nobody's explained the other side of the birds anda the bees, huh? skritches 'Doom: evil, evil grin drags his erstwhile younger brother off by one ankle, out of the way, you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: blurry noise of approval - keep doing that, General's orders! No one's seen the need. giggles wavewaves, buhbyenow! Don't forget to write! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	giggles sir, yes sir! Ah. Well, if you want, it's probably a useful thing to know ~~at least for MaLeif'verse.~~ 'Doom: >D dragdrags, making sure to bounce Crash's head against the floor every step of the way (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: flicker of a smile it's good to be the General. I'm listening, then. giggles mind the big rocks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	'bout time he gets some perks. skritches thoughtfully Something I always thought was interesting was that up until a few hundred years ago, there was a common idea that men and women's genitalia were identical, except women's were externalised and men's were external... 'Doom: ah, my tanks! I hadn't seen those. ...bumpbumpbump over the big rocks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: mmmm, yesplease... ....wait, what? giggles madly yeah, gotta watch those tanks. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	skritchskritchfuss? It was the idea that men and women were essentially the same, biologically speaking. It made me happy when I first heard it. 'Doom: there are tanks too? lights up as the mun facepalms at her typo (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: hums tunelessly and nestles closer ...Aren't they? Or close enough? ....ohhhh, this is going to get explodey. ^_^ hug! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well...yes and no. When you look at a picture of people's internals, the basic shapes are almost the same, but there was one crucial difference that - heh. Wasn't found for several hundred years. snerk 'Doom: beeeeeeams (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: headtilts? What was it? giggles and bounces and hugs 'Doom too! 'Doom is awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

deepbluesquee
2009-04-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)

The clitoris, which most male stereotypes can't find with both hands and a map, apparently. *grins* The problem with it was that traditional thinking said that there was already a female equivalent of a dick, so what on earth was this other thing? And that's where it kind of broke down.

'Doom: *is also on a mission of making his brother's life very unpleasant - does moogle want to help? Will share...*

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	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: looks a little confused I may need diagrams for this. 'course moogle will help! Moogle is very helpful! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	...I think I've got a pad and a pen somewhere... 'Doom: ...muahaha. What do you normally do to human bodies to make them most uncomfortable? :DDDDD? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: sits up, head on one side....? ......make them watch cheesy movies, the worst we can find? ^_^;;; (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	...grins finds! Okay, so they do look kind of similar when they're simplified... starts sketching and explaining, a bit at a time? 'Doom: rather crestfallen I'm sure I saw something about shaving off eyebrows as a cure for painful vanity... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: watches over your shoulder and nods, taking in everything... ...snrk I'm not very good at this. ...But that sounds like a good first step! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	explains as best as she can, with occasional reference to Encyclopedia and Internet 'Doom: muahaha! ...and then the cheesy films? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: has a better understanding of the Birds and the Bees now! ...brilliant! :DDDD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	....dadadada, da-da dadadada! Level up! 'Doom: beams! I try. ^_^ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: got another point to his Intelligence stat! Or maybe Wisdom. giggles glomp! :DDD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	...Seph gets Awesome Points! :D 'Doom: ...is getting glomped, is happy ^_^ hugs back - and accidentally drops Crash's head again. Ooooops (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: ....smiles I do need a boost in that category. oh dear, what a shame! innocent blinkablink (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	nonsense. Seph is liquid Awesome! hugs 'Doom: snickers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: glances down at self I was unaware I had achieved another state of matter. cackles madly and gives energon goodies! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	...giggles But you've always been Awesome! 'Doom: ...ooh. nom! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: Surely not, miss 'Boots. beeeeaaaams! :DDD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm very sure, does that count? :D? 'Doom: offers cookies? Knows humans like cookies~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: head on one side ...I suppose trying to convince you otherwise would be an exercise in futility. ...smiles? cookies! :DDD noms happily and squeaks (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2009-04-17 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	happily Yup! See, awesome and clever. ;) ...beams! 'Doom: eee! Done good! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Seph: ...heh. Well, I am learning. cuddles up comfortably done veryverygood! nomnoms and cuddles up with and pats! ^_^ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jlsigman 2009-04-17 11:15 am UTC (link)
	The year I did it, I just took an ace bandage and strapped the suckers down. But then, I'm only a B cup, so I think it's easier in my case. :-p (Reply to this) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yyyyeah, that's not gonna work on me. ^_^;;;; (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ladyofshadow 2009-04-17 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I understand my friend, especially with HIS outfit. For some of the bishie cosplays I've done, I've learned a special way to walk and worn a really tight sports bra underneath a half-shirt, but even then....yeah...lol! Sephiroth would be such FUN to cosplay!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-04-17 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	He totally would! Precarious but fun. (Reply to this) (Parent)