This is from lonescorpion
Write a personals ad for yourself. Rules:
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
4) Assume that you are single or otherwise available/looking, even if you are very much not.Emotionally stunted SWF, 22, seeks sugar mama and/or daddy with which to share geekish pursuits and cuddle-sluttery. Be prepared to finance my addictions to books, toys, yarn, and attention. Sex drive optional; other SO's okay with full disclosure. Please reply with finance record and shirt size.
Also, I find it fantastically entertaining (in the "kill me now" sense) that I come home from Renfest (you know, where I'm outside upwards of ten hours a day?) with nary an insect bite to my name, but come home from my supposedly-indoor retail job with my ankles all mosquito-bitten to hell thanks to my boss's insistence to leave all the doors wiiiiide open instead of, oh, turning on the damn air conditioner.
AAAAARGH. *itch itch scratch scratch*
Yes, I'm getting all my work-bitchery out of my system before I start my new job. Lemme alone. ;P