A Safe Space for Moogles

So, Transformers: The Game.

It does not make extensive use of menus. Therefore, I suck at it.

It's the driving, man. The controls are wacky. I can't go anywhere without massive property damage. And property damage means police cars following me around, which means they get in the way when I inevitably run into Decepticons which means more stuff gets blowed up. I'd give up and walk everywhere, except that doesn't seem to discourage the police cars. Meanwhile there's people screaming, craters in the ground - makes me want to curl up with a mug of tea and Rhapsody.

Maybe I should've been a Decepticon. I bet you get points for tearing up the landscape. But then I wouldn't get to listen to Optimus Prime's voice. Mmmm. ^_^