- 1st
- 10:17 pm: I was too tired to think up anything to do for April Fool's. - 4 love being a turtle
- 2nd
- 10:24 pm: Why I will never have an autobiography: my story is so goddamn banal. - 28 love being a turtle
- 3rd
- 05:37 pm: Avoiding Doing my Taxes, exit in 1/2 mile - 2 love being a turtle
- 4th
- 09:42 pm: Well, now I've been to the Cherry Blossom Festival. - 6 love being a turtle
- 6th
- 06:27 pm: They have lost their fishy will to live. - 13 love being a turtle
- 8th
- 11:24 pm: This fangirl moment brought to you by the Discovery Channel.
- 11th
- 01:39 pm: And also because I am an attention whore. - 22 love being a turtle
- 12th
- 08:32 pm: Have we all heard about the Internet's latest fail saga? - 6 love being a turtle
- 14th
- 12:23 pm: Wark wark kweh. - 12 love being a turtle
- 15th
- 07:39 pm: It wasn't Jenova that drove Seph mad. - 11 love being a turtle
- 16th
- 04:10 pm: I'm playing dress-up as a normal adult right now. - 9 love being a turtle
- 17th
- 11:31 am: Estuans iterius, Moogleroth? - 40 love being a turtle
- 18th
- 01:46 pm: NO VADGEPOWER FOR YOU.
- 19th
- 07:52 pm: Though they haven't been officially accepted yet... - 10 love being a turtle
- 22nd
- 04:09 pm: Happily anticipating tiny peeps! - 12 love being a turtle
- 25th
- 09:15 pm: Bwahahahaha. - 16 love being a turtle
- 26th
- 10:50 pm: I'm actually tearing up right now.
- 27th
- 03:39 pm: Guess who hatched today!
- 29th
- 08:05 pm: It's time for another Good Idea/Bad I-*brick'd* - 12 love being a turtle