A Safe Space for Moogles

( In which the Decepticons are the Lords of the Universe, I am forcibly acquainted with my destiny, and Optimus Prime feels very, very tired. )

And now I voom to Spencer's, because as I said, I've been ass-deep in the TF kink meme all weekend and my vibrator quit on me.

I've been playing Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure lately. It's very, very cute. ^_^ ...Awfully easy though. I'm on chapter 5 already and I've only been playing about five hours. But dude, such badass dolls! I see cosplay opportunities. ^_^

BUT. Lest you think I've been slacking off - behold, a Mythbusters/TFs snippet! I actually wrote stuff over the weekend. *is proud of self*

( Another expensive camera was spattered with mud... )

...so, there's not much point to that snippet, but still. XD

It's not as if there's anything else going on in my life right now. ;P Another writing meme!

The Microfic Meme
Try to write different categories of fic (angst, fluff, UST, etc) in one sentence or five.

The original concept seems to be that I just do whatever in this exercise - but let's have some fun. Give me a character/series/pairing/kumquat and I'll fill out the categories for you.

Angst
AU
Crackfic
Crossover
Death
Episode Related
First Time
Fluff
Humor
Hurt/Comfort
Smut
UST

You all know my fandoms, but just in case, they're listed in my interests. ;) To start us off, here's some Turtlefic, because a throwaway comment from (lj)poptartodoom inspired me. ^_^

( Turtle power! )

Yeah, okay, so I've had this image in my head for a while, and I had to write it down before it drove me insane. Cyclonus/Rodimus, rated R, 294 words, BDSM-ish themes.

( And no redeeming qualities. )

And now I voom, for it is past my bedtime.

But, but, I can't resist this one:

Give me a character from any fandom or original work of mine, and I will talk about what he or she or it is like in bed.

(Blame (lj)vani_nessa.)

In other news, I picked up two games for ten bucks each at Kmart yesterday (gimme a break, I've spent like zero of my Christmas money so far). One is Geometry Wars Galaxies, which I suck at but it's oddly soothing anyway. XD Maybe I'll make a habit of playing it before bed. And the other is DDR Supernova. I finally dragged out my dance pad after about a six-month hiatus this weekend. I suck at that too (just need to get back into practice!) but at least I'm getting some exercise. Gee, all I need is a job and a Place of my own and it'll be almost like I'm socially acceptable. ;P

I also picked up Classics Hound and Ironhide. I have to admit, the major draw was that Hound came with Ravage. XD

My cousin had a baby! Well, my cousin's wife, heh. Anyway, it's a boy, seven pounds and fifteen ounces, and his name is (no shit) Jaxon.

Speaking of odd names, the wingthing got on a naming website and picked out a name for herself. She's now Pari, which apparently is Persian and means 'fairy eagle.' (Note that this is not her birth name.)

Also, two things that are awesome: Cracked.com's Why Megatron Should Have Fired Starscream Years Ago, and Advent Children Ghostbusters. I lol'd.

Or something pervy, either way. And speaking of the weekend- zomg so glad it's the weekend. *flopthud*

Anyway, my wingthing (see my default icon on LJ - that's her) has been making sad eyes at me, but I knew I'd never get her story written down anywhere near coherent. Soooo, I cheated and did the 50 sentences thing. ;) This is theme set Delta, but I rearranged the sentences into a rough chronological order.

( Read on! )

I dreamed that Megatron kidnapped Daniel and kept him as a pet. Trained him so well he couldn't go to his grandpa when Sparkplug came to rescue him.

He was not a cruel master. It would've been less disturbing if he was.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to (lj)psychokitty013: the newest member of the Mythbusters Club! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lightningflash*

...ahem. Look, I take my victories where I can find them.

( Mythbusters versus Transformers, 26-50 )

In other news, girly cramps suck, heating pads are yay, and there's a park in South Korea dedicated to phalluses. All of these things are Things You Need To Know, but may not be related otherwise.

But before that, further to my last post, adding two new goals. First, update my website and get it on a regular update schedule (once a month should be plenty), and second, stop falling down the stairs. x_x

Anyway. Taking a page from vani_nessa's book, I'm doing the 50_sentences thing without actually signing up. Soooo, have 25 snippets of not-necessarily-canon explodey goodness for Five Myths Jamie and Adam Never Busted. From theme set Epsilon.

( You're welcome. )

#26-50 coming tomorrow, unless I fall down the stairs again.

Need a Mythbusters icon.

So jlsigman has been posting one thing that makes her happy every day for 8 days and invited her flist to do the same, and since I wrote a followup fic for that Roddy/Galvatron awesomeness that (lj)vani_nessa wrote for me, today seems a good idea to take her up on that.

Day 1: The existance of Galvatron/Rodimus as a pairing makes me happy. I have a long history with it, encompassing both Joy and Drama, and it's made me some awesome friends. And it, uh, pushes all my buttons. ^_^;;;;

(lj)VANI_NESSA LOVES ME.

Shiny, shiny Rodimus/Galvatron sparkbond fic! And I put those in that order because, regardless of appearances, Rodimus definitely came out on top this time. ^_^

*squeaks and bounces and squees madly, eeeee!*

I seem to be growing an unhealthy love for crack RPF. I wonder if they make a pill for that.


Title: Aliens In the Desert
Fandom: Transformers (Movie) / RPF
Rating: G
Word Count: 569
Summary: Barack Obama has to adapt to strangeness pretty quickly in his chosen profession; then again, maybe these guys aren't so strange. Er, 'giant alien robots' notwithstanding.

( President-elect Barack Obama squinted over the tarmac... )

...Yes, I know I should be working on kinkfest. My brain, she does not always stay on the rails.

Title: Ghosts of Cybertron
Authors: raisedbymoogles and childofatlantis
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What with exorcisms, possession, and the occasional kidnapping, it's a wonder Rodimus Prime gets any work done. Especially with a ghostly Starscream making trouble around the base. But when the stirring of Cybertron's restless dead isn't limited to sarcastic ex-Seekers... Who you gonna call?

G1. Contains an assortment of pairings, general bot-sluttery, crack, humour, and Decepticon/Autobot... 'alliances'. And Starscream. Lots and lots of Starscream.

Notes:
Atalan: She started it, so it's all her fault. Except for the Skyfire/Silverbolt, I'll have to take the blame for that. Written entirely as a round-robin in comments on [info]raisedbymoogles's journal, containing every ship we could conceivably cram in there, and proving once more that Starscream is the Cybertronian bicycle, we proudly present 20,000 words of utter crack.
A quick note on relevant canon: we have basically ignored the end of season 3 and the events of the Hate Plague, so this can be considered AU.

Moogle: All my fault? Atalan wrote the majority of this monster, I just egged her on. ...Shamelessly, but. Look, it's twenty thousand words of crack pairings and Starscream being an utter slut machine, I dare any of you to resist that. You can't, can you? I didn't think so.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11

So after drawing Galvatron kneeling to Roddy, Galvatron demanded equal time on the other end of things. Albeit reluctantly, I had to admit that it was only fair. Relationship of equals, despite appearances to the contrary, and all that.

...Except Galvatron can never do anything by half measures. ( *flings hands up in the air despairingly* )

To balance that out, here, have ( a chocobo chick. ) And, the puppy-girl from my recent dream, tentatively named Farran. ( All details subject to change, except for her hair & puppy parts. I like those. )

My subconscious is evolving a bit. I've reached the point in my dreams where I know I'm dreaming on some level and can control the physics somewhat - mostly flying and that sort of thing. What I can't do is wake up in the middle of a dream, because I get invested in the storyline and have to see it through to the end. I wind up sleeping through my alarm and having Mom shake me awake a half an hour later. XD

Today there were a couple of harvest festivals in the area, and I went out with a sweater on and I was still cold. Sigh... Indian summer's over, I guess. (One step closer to my birthday though.)

And, since the image wouldn't leave me alone: ( A Galvatron & Rodimus skibble. Slash if you're so inclined. )

Chimpanzee helps raise two white tiger cubs! I adore the obvious affection on the chimp's face. *squees* And look, more pics here.

Warms my fluffy little heart, it does. ^_^ Speaking of fluffythings, I went ahead and filled out an application for the animal hospital today. So, we'll see what happens.

And also, some porn I owed (lj)sister_dear from this meme. You thought I forgot, didn't you? Well, I didn't! ;D *waggles fingers at* I was just, uh... busy. Yes. Ahem.

Anyway, this plays with the recent fandom-convention that Jazz has doorwings, he just hides them under his roof. (Look, his toy has doorwings, okay? It's perfectly legit.)

( Whoa, Jazz. When'd you get wings? )

Normally I wouldn't do the embed thing, but if I have to suffer, so do you.

It's just that I have a lot of pictures to upload, and my computer tends to make that process more of a pain in the ass than it needs to be. So I'm putting it off. -_-

In the meantime: SHINY. Hmm, costume refs to boot. Though looking at that I think I'm going to have to be verrrrry careful with my right hand, or make the cannon detachable. Otherwise I'm going to knock something over. XD ...Oh, take me, you sexy beast you.

EDIT: Because we were bored, 'Boots and I came up with a cast list for a live-action FF7. ( Here's the fruits of our labor, and I do mean fruits. )

It was a cute mental image, I had to write it, lemme alone. Features Optimus Prime and Daniel Witwicky (probably around age 7).

( It started out innocently enough... )