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September 2nd, 2012

The dream I woke up giggling from.

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I was Spider-man, and as the dream opened I was falling off a building and my webshooters weren't working. (So apparently I like the "he created his own webshooters" thing more than "wrist spinnerettes." Go figure.) I was rescued via a flying tackle from Wonder Woman, who then turned around and tossed me right back up onto the ledge I'd fallen from to deal with the Bad Guy. Wondy did not subsequently stick around and help, for some reason, I guess she had other bad guys to deal with. I then found myself leaping around desperately trying to avoid getting run over by what looked like a radioactive zombie skeleton in a souped-up motorized wheelchair, zipping around cackling maniacally. Without webbing I couldn't gum up his wheels or anything, and what else was I gonna do, punch a guy in a wheelchair? Anyway, Radioactive Wheelchair Zombie* zipped from the balcony into the building proper, crowing about having triggered his bomb, so I bailed out and leaped from the ledge into the water below. Because apparently water is immune to shockwaves from explosions, because SCIENCE. So anyway, Spidey saved the day due to annoying the bad guy so much that he blew himself up. Yay!

Cut to what I think was the Avenger's tower. I/Spidey was standing around with some other heroes, and a Hot Female Federal Marshal was grilling me about what had happened and basically accusing me of some nebulous Wrongdoing connected to my recent escapades. Because apparently J.J. Jameson was in the bathroom. As for what happened next... well, I think I can tell it better in fic form:

Don't get too comfortable. )

*...is the name of my next band.

September 22nd, 2010

Journey into my subconscious.

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Once upon a time in the land of Twitter, a sleep-deprived moogle declared she would be a Jedi Sailor SOLDIER ninja biker. [info]agiftedmind demanded pictures, but since I cannot photograph my soul, a skibble will have to suffice.

Off to save the world... )

I also had another one of my weird dreams, but this one was not so restful. I was driving in my car and a little lost, so I pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot to get my bearings. Suddenly, a strange woman* opened my back door (my car having morphed into a sedan apparently) and shoved her kid in the backseat!

"Excuse me!" I protested, quite nonplussed. "This isn't your car. This is my car."

The woman just kind of stared at me a moment, then proceeded to continue shoving her three kids into my car. "No, seriously," I shouted, "stop! Go away! This is my car!" Eventually I resorted to shoving them physically out, but it was like a bizarre game of Whack-a-Mole - every time I got one kid out, another kid had already climbed back in. Eventually I had to get vicious, but I finally got everyone out and all the doors locked and drove the hell out of there, profoundly weirded out.

The funny part was that the dream ended with me planning how to record this incident on Twitter. Perhaps I have been on the Internet too long. ;)

*This is where my Skanky Class Issues come into play. The woman and her kids were quite solidly from the Southern Illinois White Trash sector of my brain: the woman was aged prematurely from privation and labor, and they were all overweight from eating nothing but cheap junk food. And of course, they were loud and pushy. Most of these notions probably come from watching my mother's family.

September 21st, 2010

I should stay up 'til 2 on a work night more often.

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Dreams: TF-humanizing, technology, and family. )

And the only reason I'm posting this now is because I just got a voicemail from my boss saying I don't have to come in until this afternoon. I know I should be sad about this, but I'm really just looking forward to going back to sleep for a few hours. <3

July 6th, 2010

Well, that was interesting.

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Another one of those cinematic dreams. )

June 6th, 2010

....I think I need to go read some fluff.

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So I fell asleep this afternoon and dreamed I drew some... fanart.

Description under cut. Possible squick warnings if you grew up in a country where human trafficking is illegal. )

And there is The Funny Things That Happened At Work Yesterday, and Visiting with Caia to blog about, but that is another post entirely.

September 21st, 2009

My subconscious is about as subtle as an anvil.

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This is probably why I'm tired all the time. )

Also, I think I'm going to ask for a mattress pad for my birthday. My bed is way too hard. I was a slug all yesterday, there's absolutely no reason why I should be hobbling around like an old lady today. *ache ache, pain pain* X|

...No more whining today, I promise.

September 4th, 2009

Aaaagh. *curls up and shivers*

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Bad dream, involving a little-known Egyptian god(dess) taking the form of a snake with three heads (named Sephiroth, predictably - even in dreams my brain mushes cultures together), who forces her chosen avatar to - ugh - eat mummies. Gritty. XP

And then, of course, there was the Egyptian version of the Headless Horseman chasing me around. Well, me and the obligatory Blonde Bombshell, who always shows up in these types of movies. (I was the Male Lead, kind of a Milo-in-Atlantis type of character.) Oh, and a resurrected Egyptian king, who's only up and running because Sephi-snake's avatar didn't eat him.

You know, I make it a point to avoid horror movies so I don't have to have nightmares like this. -_-

July 30th, 2009

I'm really not sure how to interpret this.

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FF7 dream, starring Sephiroth, me, and probably my abandonment issues. )

...I like to think that afterwards, there were Wingcuddles.

July 22nd, 2009

I'm pretty sure this is how minor supervillains start.

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Dream: Trouble, powers and a pretty skirt. )

Also! Don't get excited, but: I overheard the admin ladies complaining about our website guy not doing any work, and I offered my services. Admin Lady 1 told me she'd talk to the doctors about it. So, we'll see if anything comes of this.

July 1st, 2009

Why do I do this to myself, part I don't even know.

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I just watched three hours of Ghost Hunters. As some of you may know already, I am profoundly afraid of ghosts, bumps in the night, and my own shadow, so watching three hours of Ghost Hunters? Not a smart choice. I'm currently sitting in the basement with all the lights on, and listening to Lewis Black. (Everyone knows Lewis Black makes the malevolent spirits go away.)

...Oddly, I had a ghost dream the other night that didn't scare me at all. It probably helped that I was an apprentice Ghostbuster so I could, y'know, do something about the unquiet dead.

Also, I told my boss to go ahead and consider me for full-time, after much deliberation (read: "freaking out.") I know y'all were happy for me over this, and I'm grateful, but... yeah, I'm not, really. I know all the reasons why I should be, but reality doesn't seem to penetrate my Issues real well. I just brought myself to say yes because I knew that living with my parents another year would make me even less happy.

Or maybe I'll wake up tomorrow and feel perfectly fine about the whole thing. I don't know. That's the exciting, thrill-a-minute ride that is my unbalanced brain chemistry. :D

May 6th, 2009

I need a nap to recover from my sleep.

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Just had a dream in which I was Spider-man, going up against a chick with telepathic mind-whammy powers. It was all to solve the mystery of a minor actor who'd died in the 70's, nobody I knew. Anyway, she wiped the floor with me, I can't even tell you. She didn't even have to be in the same city block and Y HALO THAR INFINITELY PAINFUL MINDRAEP. Eventually I had to call in help, including Optimus Prime because she'd taken over Megatron's mind at one point. We eventually took her down, and I was webslinging home as happy as a lark (okay, that bit was cool) when suddenly, RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF THE MINDRAEP OH GOD WHYYYYY. Turns out Mindwhammy Chick had associates.

And who put me up to this? Batman, that's who. WTF, Spidey, not only is he in the wrong franchise, he's probably the one person more screwed up than you.

April 17th, 2009

Estuans iterius, Moogleroth?

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Last night I dreamed I was searching for materials to cosplay as Sephiroth.

Which I would totally do, if it wasn't for two minor logistical problems, a.k.a. my breasts.

March 26th, 2009

*wishes with all my heart! Wish wish wish wish!*

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I dreamed there was a new FF7-compilation game released called After Crisis (of course), which seemed to focus a lot on Sephiroth. There was lots of white and pretty wings and swords - you know, fangirl bait. I'd almost say it was a game version of my Fluffiroth fic, but I read the back of the box - the blurb there was from Seph's point of view and he didn't sound quite sane.

The game came with an art book and jewelry. Dear Squeenix: you know you want to!

February 21st, 2009

Odd, odd high-fantasy-fandom-space-opera dream.

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In which the Decepticons are the Lords of the Universe, I am forcibly acquainted with my destiny, and Optimus Prime feels very, very tired. )

And now I voom to Spencer's, because as I said, I've been ass-deep in the TF kink meme all weekend and my vibrator quit on me.

January 6th, 2009

There is something deeply wrong in my head.

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I dreamed that Megatron kidnapped Daniel and kept him as a pet. Trained him so well he couldn't go to his grandpa when Sparkplug came to rescue him.

He was not a cruel master. It would've been less disturbing if he was.

December 8th, 2008

What is up with my damn brain!?

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Third crackdream in two nights! Third! And this one had Darth Vader in it, which ought to count as its own category of 'not a restful night.'

There's always another Dark Apprentice running around somewhere, and they never seem to know about each other. )

And I should point out that this whole adventure was vivid enough that I still remember most of it after a whole day's worth of Doing Stuff. Which does not settle my nerves even slightly. Maybe I should go back to having a cup of milk before bed...

Also, I was eyeing 'Star Wars: The Force Unleashed' today as a direct consequence of this. Somebody smack me...

December 7th, 2008

When I go to bed with crack!brain...

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...I really shouldn't be surprised I get cracky dreams. *rolls eyes* At least I could sleep in today.

Dream 1 ) Dream 2 )

...just for the record, my brain? Scares me. Every once in a while.

In other news, the 'rents have the house all decorated for Christmas, and the kitchen is absolutely filled with Dad's sugar cookies. Eeeee. ^______^

November 25th, 2008

The theological implications alone boggle the mind.

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Last night I dreamed I was pregnant. Oddly enough, this did not induce gibbering panic, though it did occur to me to wonder how this had happened seeing as how I'm still a virgin. But even then it didn't seem like quite so big a deal: I just went about my day, going to work and all, just with the constant presence of a baby bump riding along with me.

In other news, ow headache. Early bedtime.

November 17th, 2008

Brrrr... kupo!

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Also, I dreamed I was a were-canid of some sort, and me and my friend were trying to get away from a were-lioness - who, it turned out, was only trying to get a better look at us. She was actually quite polite once she had me pinned down. And all this was after I dreamed I was a very small sprite in a pantheon of cat-goddesses who lived in what looked like the Sleeping Forest from FF7: AC, and apparently I did something Rite because I was rewarded. ...With pregnancy. Clearly this is a patriarchal pantheon.

October 21st, 2008

Steampunk anthro GirlGenius/FF7 ripoff LOL?

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I had another one of those dreams that might wind up turning into a comic/story of some kind. Halp. XD

Journey into my subconscious... )

In other news, I got a glimpse of my future today. Yankee Candle salesladies, shoving merchandise in my face with the kind of desperate, brittle-cheery zeal you sometimes get among evangelists who think that if you don't convert, they're going to hell. And they were hiring, along with everyplace else in the mall, meaning that if I don't get this animal hospital job, that's probably where I'm headed. ...Excuse me while I hide under the bed. Do Not Want!
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