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July 15th, 2009

Can't end well.

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I'm getting back into the writing groove again. Slowly. In fits and starts. Clearly my writerbrain runs on diesel.

Have a silly short thing, kind of an omake to Myths Jamie and Adam Never Busted. In which Optimus is introduced to America's national pastime... no, the other one. )

I've also written a couple of other short things in various places. I'm mostly linking them here so I remember to throw them onto DW at some point.
FFVII AU with tentacles, birthday fic for [info]chibirisuchan.
Megatron/Sam for [info]porn_battle, also with tentacles and holy shit I just picked up on that theme. Ahahaha, I are the dumb. Also, this fic is decidedly non-con and Not At All Right, so.

Also, someone please please MST this. It's got it all: mpreg, gratuitous rape, OOC, Oh The Drama, terrible grammar and spelling errors and some srsly bad writing. The worst part is, I could really go for some crack like this if it was only written well. XD

April 3rd, 2009

Avoiding Doing my Taxes, exit in 1/2 mile

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So I was rummaging through my 'started-never-finished' file and I found a TMNT ficbit that I thought would entertain my flist. *dutifully posts!*

Let's see... if I was a normal twenty-year-old, what would I be doin' right about now? )

I find Raph easier to write than the other turtles. I wonder why that is.

March 25th, 2009

"Wind!" "Water!" "...Boobies."

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I wrote a silly. TF, very short, somewhere in between seasons 2 and 3, mostly to cheer [info]vani_nessa up but it'd be cruel to keep it hidden away from the rest of the Intarwebz. ;)

Marissa Fairborn fought her way to the front lines... )

Also, we have a window-attack robin. In the mornings as I'm getting ready for work by checking my email, I hear him going 'thunk-thunkthunk-thunk-thunk' against the window. I'm not sure what he hopes to accomplish. He's not trying to get my attention, because when I step outside he flies over to the tree and puts on the innocent act. Does he want food? Central heating? Maybe he's got amorous intentions toward one of our knickknacks, I don't know.

March 16th, 2009

"On Broken Wings," Chapter 2

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Sephiroth's kind of been all over the internet lately. I guess he got tired of waiting.

Title: On Broken Wings
Rating: PG, gen for now, though I make no promises as to later chapters
Word Count: 4261
Previous Chapter: Prologue, Chapter 1

Shera called Sephiroth away from the window... )

February 23rd, 2009

Because everyone needs more Cranky Old Techie snark in their lives.

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FF7/Transformers ficbit, for no particular reason.

I thought they'd get along. Er, in their own special way. )

January 15th, 2009

...so going to hell.

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Yeah, okay, so I've had this image in my head for a while, and I had to write it down before it drove me insane. Cyclonus/Rodimus, rated R, 294 words, BDSM-ish themes.

And no redeeming qualities. )

And now I voom, for it is past my bedtime.

January 2nd, 2009

Hah! I actually accomplished something today!

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But before that, further to my last post, adding two new goals. First, update my website and get it on a regular update schedule (once a month should be plenty), and second, stop falling down the stairs. x_x

Anyway. Taking a page from [info]vani_nessa's book, I'm doing the 50_sentences thing without actually signing up. Soooo, have 25 snippets of not-necessarily-canon explodey goodness for Five Myths Jamie and Adam Never Busted. From theme set Epsilon.

You're welcome. )

#26-50 coming tomorrow, unless I fall down the stairs again.

Need a Mythbusters icon.

December 12th, 2008

OMG YOU GUYS.

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(lj)VANI_NESSA LOVES ME.

Shiny, shiny Rodimus/Galvatron sparkbond fic! And I put those in that order because, regardless of appearances, Rodimus definitely came out on top this time. ^_^

*squeaks and bounces and squees madly, eeeee!*

December 10th, 2008

Moar Kairi meets the Beast Warsians. ...I may have another fic on my hands. XD Halp!

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From the same arc as this..

Kairi stared down at her hands... )

*

...It was either this or Galvatron and Roddy, who have also been making nuisances of themselves in my head. *grumbles at them*

November 19th, 2008

The Founding Fathers are regretting that 'freedom of speech' business right about now.

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I seem to be growing an unhealthy love for crack RPF. I wonder if they make a pill for that.


Title: Aliens In the Desert
Fandom: Transformers (Movie) / RPF
Rating: G
Word Count: 569
Summary: Barack Obama has to adapt to strangeness pretty quickly in his chosen profession; then again, maybe these guys aren't so strange. Er, 'giant alien robots' notwithstanding.

President-elect Barack Obama squinted over the tarmac... )

...Yes, I know I should be working on kinkfest. My brain, she does not always stay on the rails.

October 23rd, 2008

Ghosts of Cybertron (G1, AU-ish S3, crack and rampant ships, no redeeming qualities)

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Title: Ghosts of Cybertron
Authors: [info]raisedbymoogles and [info]childofatlantis
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What with exorcisms, possession, and the occasional kidnapping, it's a wonder Rodimus Prime gets any work done. Especially with a ghostly Starscream making trouble around the base. But when the stirring of Cybertron's restless dead isn't limited to sarcastic ex-Seekers... Who you gonna call?

G1. Contains an assortment of pairings, general bot-sluttery, crack, humour, and Decepticon/Autobot... 'alliances'. And Starscream. Lots and lots of Starscream.

Notes:
Atalan: She started it, so it's all her fault. Except for the Skyfire/Silverbolt, I'll have to take the blame for that. Written entirely as a round-robin in comments on [info]raisedbymoogles's journal, containing every ship we could conceivably cram in there, and proving once more that Starscream is the Cybertronian bicycle, we proudly present 20,000 words of utter crack.
A quick note on relevant canon: we have basically ignored the end of season 3 and the events of the Hate Plague, so this can be considered AU.

Moogle: All my fault? Atalan wrote the majority of this monster, I just egged her on. ...Shamelessly, but. Look, it's twenty thousand words of crack pairings and Starscream being an utter slut machine, I dare any of you to resist that. You can't, can you? I didn't think so.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11

September 22nd, 2008

In which I have sealed my own DOOM.

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....well, I'm going to be stuck at my computer while I'm looking for jobs anyway, so I may as well write some porn while I'm at it. ^_^

So here's my productivity for the next couple of months. :D )

September 6th, 2008

Working title: Optimus Prime Wonders Where His Dignity Went.

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It was a cute mental image, I had to write it, lemme alone. Features Optimus Prime and Daniel Witwicky (probably around age 7).

It started out innocently enough... )

September 1st, 2008

Definitely need to figure out a simpler way to do this.

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Percyplush update: the legs are attached, after some hemming and hawing over what size to make his butt. Still to do: assemble the arms (about halfway done), make the scope, and add the face and other detailing. No further injuries have been sustained at this time.

I may knock off soon, though, 'cause apparently I am about to give birth. To a velociraptor.

Also, for those who were wondering: [info]deepbluesquee has made it safely to New York as of this afternoon.

EDIT: Okay, I lied. )

August 21st, 2008

Halp. (Or: A List of Things That Are Swimming Around In My Brain.)

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First: How cute is this? TRANSFORMING ROLLER, U GUYZ. (okay, they call him Rollar, but screw that.) I want to pick him up and hug him.

Second: Added another plotbunny to my hutch. I want to write what happened during Roddy's little playdate with the Decepticons in (lj)childofatlantis's and my round robot. (No, it wasn't sex. Exclusively.) >_> Look, I'm getting some really pretty images, all right? Leave me alone.

Third, related: I have got to get some priorities straightened out on my writing. If nothing else, if I don't get back in the saddle with TF/Mythbusters soon the series will end before I finish the damn thing.

Fourth, further to above: I may not have a choice right now. Fluffiroth-angst, it compels me.

Fifth, possibly affected by above: I could use a job. Barring that, a hug and someone telling me that I'm not doomed to live in my parents' basement forever.

Sixth, apropos of probably nothing: I first got this song (warning, Axel/Roxas shounen-ai pix set to it- look, just put it in another tab and listen) as a Jenova-to-Sephiroth theme, so if you think of it in that way the lyrics are really disturbing, but oh my lord it's such a beautiful song. If I had that in my head I'm not so sure I wouldn't follow it either.

Seventh, apropos of yesterday: I really need to stop accepting the free samples they wave at you in mall food courts. That's how they hook you. Five minutes later you're sitting down with a plateful of chicken and limp, under-flavored noodles and thinking, "welp, there goes another year of my life to cholesterol poisoning." God, chinese food is crack. -_-

Eighth, speaking of crack: there was a D.A.R.E. booth set up outside of Michael's today. I appreciate what they're trying to do and all, but guys, Hasbro got to me long before you did.

August 2nd, 2008

This is how social activists get their start, I think.

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I had an interesting time today with my mom's family (cousin's being shipped to Afghanistan; put in a good word for him with your deity of choice if you've got a spare moment), but blogging about that will have to wait. My 'kick some ass' button is being pressed.

Brief overview and link roundup: a woman in the American military was brutally raped and murdered, and the investigation was halted and ruled a suicide. The mainstream media remains quiet on the subject.

Your Congressperson ought to be notified, but honestly I think it would be more productive to notify John Stewart.

I read this post first thing this morning, and it was like a shot of homicidal rage straight to the heart. Better than drugs, I swear. Anyway, it may have been the early hour or my tendency toward escapism, but I found myself thinking, "General Sephiroth would not stand for this shit." (Pre-Nibelheim Seph, obviously. Although I'd like to think crazy!Seph would dismember those responsible too.) And so, I wrote this. Changed the name of the lady in question, but basically it's the same situation picked up and dropped into Seph's lap.

I'm channeling my agression into art. )

July 9th, 2008

Coupla ficlets.

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Ahem! First ficlet is a combination of several people's faults, including but not limited to [info]chibirisuchan and [info]seiberwing. FF7/Discworld crossover, Seph in the Library. No, not that Library, the other one.

...an organism that was apparently dead... )

And this one is entirely [info]eponaharper's fault, for challenging me to do a fic with the words 'exorcism injury' in it. This is what came to mind. ;) Transformers, mid-S3.

When he had a spare moment... )

June 25th, 2008

"Three Scenes from a Mental Hospital," R-ish

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So I've been very firmly Not Allowed to angst about all the fic I should be writing until after I graduate, but I had some time and thinkyness left to spare today so I decided to sit down and do this one. And I'm alarmed at how quickly it poured out - maybe I've gotten to used to my OT4. XD

...Post about real-world stuff coming up, I promise. I just wanted to get this out there first.

Title: Three Scenes from a Mental Hospital
Wordcount: 1028
Content Warning: Sex, violence and other silliness. Galvatron/Rodimus, implied Galvatron/Cyclonus. Definitely NSFW.
Author's Notes: With her permission, a continuation of The 10th Sex by [info]lookingforsigns.

The mighty leader... )

June 14th, 2008

"On Broken Wings," Chapter 1

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This was supposed to be a little longer, but I got tired of dawdling.

Title: On Broken Wings
Rating: PG, gen for now, though I make no promises as to later chapters
Word Count: 4378
Previous Chapter: Prologue

He didn't know what he was doing here. )

May 9th, 2008

Ficbit.

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Just practicing. ;) Cranky Ratchet is cranky, pain-in-the-aft-patient Optimus fails to avoid his fate, and the whole thing may or may not have been inspired by certain of [info]drharper's adventures.

Optimus had heard his approach... )

Also, crackiest crackbunny ever. Help! XD

EDIT: Argh, locked post. Here's the rundown:
[info]raisedbymoogles: Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, am the new subject of your thesis. Be sure your footnotes are in MLA format.

Legions Of College Students: *headdesk*

[info]apathocles: ... Shiiiiit, I don't need to go back to university yet again.

BUT NOW I REALLY REALLY WANT TO...

[info]raisedbymoogles: ....resistance is futile? ^_^;;;

[info]apathocles: If Starscream is giving the lectures, then YES.

[info]raisedbymoogles: ......oh my god. Starscream, fed up with the general Fail that is the Decepticons, gets a job teaching science at the local college. Boom ensues.

[info]apathocles: Starscream is recruiting bored human college students into his new army!

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG

[info]raisedbymoogles: "Deceptistudents, attack!"

"It's no good, Commander! We don't have enough energy to power a full-scale assault!"

"...Bring more beer!"

[info]apathocles: ... See, I think Starscream could find some sort of contentment in this life. Legions of loyal followers, lots of explosions, lots of booze... really, who could ask for more?

(Also, he gets to have enemy hatesex with the Autobots and the Decepticons, so he wins on even more fronts in that department.)

[info]raisedbymoogles: And he gets to be smarter than everybody around him and not get smacked around for it! Really, what's not to love.

(As do his fangirls. ^_^)

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