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May 18th, 2009

Because I promised I would.

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Vulcan pickup lines! XD

(*goes :D at [info]deepbluesquee*)

Also, I reeeeeaaaaally need to start getting some exercise again. My DDR pad is stuck in storage until July, and if I wait that long to get moving again I'll wind up a blimp. -_- And my bike needs to be worked on before I can use it again. I suppose I could Walk, but that tends to lead to jogging. (I hate jogging.)

Maybe I can con my parents into getting DDR for the Wii. Or hell, use my tax refund for it. ^_^

May 15th, 2008

Bwahahahaha. XD

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So there's this guy at the old folks' home where my grandma lives, whom I shall call Ernie. Ernie doesn't have a lot of friends, but he's made good friends with Grandma, in part because he raves about her cooking to no end. When Grandma makes something she knows he likes, she makes some extra and brings it to him. So it's a nice little friendly arrangement they have going: Ernie gets fed, Grandma gets flattered, it's all good.

Mom told me today that Ernie found it necessary to have a serious talk with Grandma recently. "Mooglegrandma," he said, "my girlfriend has been getting phone calls recently that I've been cheating on her with you. We both know that's not true, but would you like to have my girlfriend's phone number so that you can talk to her as well?" "Why yes, that would be lovely," said Grandma (or something to that effect).

Guys, my grandma is in the middle of a sex scandal at the old folks' home. Have I mentioned how very much I want to be just like her when I get old? ^_^

And also, more from "Raph Has a Student"-verse, because [info]jennielf asked and I got another scenesquirrel. ;)

Student actually gets a speaking part here, but is still unnamed. )

February 21st, 2008

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

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I seriously love Gaijin Smash.

And here is why:

Personally, I want my bride-to-be to come down the aisle to the Voltron theme song. Preferably running. And then I could hire Peter Cullen to do the narration in the Optimus Prime voice - "From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the Pacific Ocean, comes a legend. The legend of Azrael, Defender of the Gaijin. A mighty Gaijin, loved by teachers, feared by junior high school boys..." And then the minister could say "Ms. Azrael, do you vow to activate the interlocks, to always connect the dynatherms, to ensure that the infra-cells are up, and to make sure that the mega-thrusters are go for as long as you shall live?" Would that not be the most awesome wedding ever? Any woman who can't get on board with this is clearly not a woman I want to be marrying.

OMG YESPLZ. I want to get married now just so I can do THAT.
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