A Safe Space for Moogles

Give me a pairing and an emotion, and I will write you at least two paragraphs of pure and glorious and entirely shameless SMUT for it. You can toss up as many prompts as you like, but I'll only guarantee one response per requester.

Ganked from (lj)artoni.

Seph/Zack/Cloud, pregame smut. :D As requested by ardwynna.

( Yes, he's doing it on purpose. )

So, I misspoke yesterday. Turns out the TF kink meme isn't the first of its kind to break the comment limit - the Phoenix Wright one is on its third or fourth post, which knowing the source material actually doesn't surprise me at all. XD But! This in no way takes away from our own accomplishment. Pooooorn! :D (It continues in tfanonkink, by the way. In case you were looking for your sticky fix. Which I am most certainly not, what are you talking about.)

I picked up Transformers: The Veiled Threat at the supermarket yesterday and got about two-thirds through it. It's... well, I've read better fanfics, frankly (*loves on flist*), but it's got some cute moments. Not the least of which is Optimus listening to peppy Japanese girl pop. ^_^

It occurs to me that I've become kind of a hermit even online. I don't stay involved with my friends nearly as much as I want to. I'm just usually so tired and can't concentrate real well during the week, so I let comments slide - especially feedback on fic and such. I apologize to you all. I'll try to do better. *passes out hugs*

But, if you are so inclined...

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

(on lj)

In other news, guys, the TF Kink Meme actually broke the comment barrier. They're going to have to make another one. How wild is this? XD I love my fandom, really I do. We're a bunch of raging pervs.

This makes me want to write pooooorn. To celebrate. Not that I haven't been writing it at work already, of course.

Chimpanzee helps raise two white tiger cubs! I adore the obvious affection on the chimp's face. *squees* And look, more pics here.

Warms my fluffy little heart, it does. ^_^ Speaking of fluffythings, I went ahead and filled out an application for the animal hospital today. So, we'll see what happens.

And also, some porn I owed (lj)sister_dear from this meme. You thought I forgot, didn't you? Well, I didn't! ;D *waggles fingers at* I was just, uh... busy. Yes. Ahem.

Anyway, this plays with the recent fandom-convention that Jazz has doorwings, he just hides them under his roof. (Look, his toy has doorwings, okay? It's perfectly legit.)

( Whoa, Jazz. When'd you get wings? )

Put deepbluesquee on the Greyhound this morning; received a call at around 8-ish saying she'd arrived at the airport in New York just fine. If she does not arrive in Cambridge in one piece, it is officially not my fault anymore. I miss her already.

...not entirely for her parent-deflecting properties. Yes, Mom, I know I'm not allowed to sleep until noon and avoid looking for a job* anymore. Just because I don't quite live up to your standards doesn't mean I don't know them, even after a brief hiatus for much-needed Hugs. I swear to whatever's-out-there if I get one more Motherly Lecture I will scream.

*Which is a whole 'nother barrel of angst, of course. Lately I've been going around in circles of "I don't even want to work in the corporate sector, I want to work on my own projects, but I can't break into the highly competitive world of Best Job Ever yet, so I need a job and will build up my portfolio and/or write on the side, but I just know I'll wind up with a stressful job that will leave me so burned out I can't even look at my own projects anymore, and I will fade to obscurity with my creativity unfulfilled! Woe!" ...Which is a load of shit, because I can't even go to bed without having drawn or written or crocheted, but my brain does not always have a ticket for the Logic Train. ...Of course, none of this may even be an issue, because so far all I've gotten is calls from the Career Services lady going "My records show you are Still Unemployed! I am Concerned! :O" (omgstfu, lady, I highly doubt you're getting a commission) and somebody from AT&T offering me a job as phone monkey, and I would truly rather fling myself in front of a train. Lol misanthrope.

Speaking of creative, I've started on my areyougame and kinkfest prompts. Snarky Tifa is snarky.

Om nom nom, apple with caramel sauce.

Moogledragon is huffing smoke from her cave again. This is why. Yep, the 'conscientious objector pharmacist' law is officially proposed. Forgive the turn of phrase, but why wasn't this killed in utero?

It's on a 'thirty day public comment period,' which in this administration pretty much means 'go ahead and get all your bitching out of the way now, 'cause we're passin' this puppy.' Which isn't to say I'm not going to speak up about it, oh no. Moogle is mad as hell and she's not gonna take it anymore.

*growls, paces, flexes claws, sets a few things on fire*

In other news, behold my first oekaki in a long, long time. It's pretty bad, but it's still porn, so up it goes. (Not bad porn, just two mechs kissing while a third watches approvingly. Well, I assume so. It's hard to tell with him.)

Let's do this meme. Inspired by (lj)beckyh2112, but tweaked a bit owing to my circumstances.

So here's the thing. Starting Friday and lasting for at least two weeks, my Internet access will be rather sporadic if not altogether nonexistent. Of course, it would be cruel to leave you all moogle-deprived for so long. So, let's play a game! Behind the cut is a list of prompts from the Transformers Kink Meme that I found Intriguing. Your job, should you choose to accept it, will be to choose one of those prompts (or choose one more to your liking) and write me some Smut. Can be as short or long as you like. After you craft your masterpiece, you may choose another prompt from the list (either mine or from somewhere else) that you want me to write, and I will do so to the best of my ability once I get settled in my Final Destination.

This will be conducted in porn_battle rules*. Multiple people may write the same prompts, and one person may write as many fics as they like. The only caveat I ask is that you try not to claim the same prompt more than once for me to write, for obvious reasons.

And now, without further delay: ( The Prompts! )

*Also, porn_battle is going on now. Go participate!

It's been Persecution Complex Theater the past couple of nights.

( Dream 1: Saturday night )

( Dream 2: Sunday night )

Not bad or scary, just odd. Possibly story-making too.

Anyway, I've been sleeping pretty much nonstop since Friday (the first day of my spring break), but I did manage to drag myself to poptartodoom's house for costuming and general tomfoolery. We managed to get quite a bit done (even more when Poptart discovered the joy which is staples, considering I can't sew worth a hill 'o beans) despite watching copious amounts of Transformers and fooling around in the mall and Walmart, but it looks as though my weekends are spoken for until after BotCon. We've still got a lot of work to do. (Ratchet and Wheeljack will make it to BotCon, dammit! Even if we have to take felt markers to a couple of T-shirts.)

I actually participated in this month's porn_battle. Kuja/Garnet, bondage and Edgeworth/Phoenix, role reversal. Actually, I highly recommend going through the master list, as there are many, many sweet pornings to be had.

(Speaking of which, I should really start on my prompt for takoyaoi_love...)

Also, some awesome idiot rickrolled the WBC. That makes me happy really a lot.

...I'm so sorry about this. XD I'd blame it on ides_of_march, but the truth is it was half-written already and it just happened to fit one of the prompts. I would've written it anyway.

Title: Where’s the Cream Filling?
Author: raisedbymoogles
Fandom/Pairing/Prompt: Transformers (07 Movie) / Ratchet/Sam/Ironhide / prompt #13, nervous
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sam’s education continues.
Disclaimer: The fun thing about not owning an intellectual property like the Transformers is that you don’t have shareholders to answer to, so you can do stuff like this. (In other words, Transformers belongs to Hasbro and the movie belongs to Universal Studios.)
Highlight for Warnings: * Giant robots having explicit sex with what, for the sake of argument, I shall call an 18-year old. *

( If you'd asked him a day ago... )

"The Death of Optimus Prime" by They Might Be Giants never fails to make me cry. And get ridiculous images of Autobots singing sadly around a bonfire. And then I cry some more, because dammit they all miss him that much.

Winamp insists on playing that song for me every single day for two weeks straight. This is not conducive to my mental state.

ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM TRYING TO WRITE PORN.

Zen player update: still dead. Am still an idiot. Sending off my DS tomorrow to be repaired. Am still an idiot. Wasn't feeling well today, so stayed home from the shelter; will go a couple times during the upcoming break to make up for it. Feeling the lack of fuzzies right now. Am still a fucking idiot.

Or a Cute, at least.


Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at PokePlushies!

Kjata makes chibi eyes at you all.

Also, as an impetus to Not Fuck Up on the graduation front, my parents have been talking about presents:

Mom: Did you have any ideas, Moogledad?
Dad: Well, I've been waffling between 'practical' and 'fun.'
Me: Why choose? :D

So, um, yes. I love my parents. ^_^

***PORN PIMPAGE START***

Springkink has been producing some first-class smut so far, and I consider it my bounden duty to wave it at you all. :D Mostly so I have an excuse to pimp my own, but.

Hazing Elena (FF7, NC-17): Gratuitous porn is what Turks do best.
Paso Doble (Transformers, PG-13): in which Starscream comes out on top for once.
Supernatural Fantasy VII: Advent Winchesters (SPN/FF7, NC-17): I've never seen Supernatural, but really all you have to know is that Reno meets his match in the 'kinky bastard' department.
GrappleandHoist (Transformers, PG): Hoist gets a clue.
A Little Spice (Aladdin/The Little Mermaid, PG-13): Oh, Disney slash, why do I love you so? Aside from the fact that I'm a kinky bitch.
As Easy As This (FF7, PG): Fluffy adorable fixit. My favorite. ^_^
Subliminal (Transformers, NC-17): Soundwave's just... testing the ultrasound. That hypnotizes people into doing his will. On Starscream. Yes. *ahem*
Banter and Blunders (Transformers, G): Pride and Prejudice, Ironhide style! :D
In the Rough (FF7, NC-17): Cid and Shera, which I already have a massive Love for, done Right. I melt.
Fruity (Fruits Basket, PG-13): It wasn't supposed to be a serious prompt, okay!?
Too Much Information (Kingdom Hearts II, G): Poor Cloud, trapped on a world with three randy teenagers. *giggles*
Like You Care (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, G): Billy is the woobiest woobie ever to woob, and Zack is made of awesome. (I think everyone named Zack is made of awesome. ...Hmm, there's a pairing. Zack/Zack! XD)

And, mine... :D
Fahrenheit (Transformers, PG): Red Alert/Firestar/Inferno. I want to have done more with this, but I lack experience writing these three. Top!Red Alert seems to have gone over well though.
Sweet Darkness (Transformers, NC-17): Prowl and Jazz are kinky bitches.
Demonstrative (FF7, NC-17): Rude and Tifa are also kinky bitches, especially when Reno gets involved.
Beautiful Attention Whore (Transformers, PG-13): Drabble, Megatron's thoughts about those times when Starscream shows off.

Off to write more porn! *whoosh of cape*

I am officially sold on Sephiroth/Tifa.

*faints*

(Here and here, for the curious.) *goes back to fainting*

EDIT: I had the most wonderful prompt EVER occur to me in the car, and now I can't remember it. GODDAMN IT.

Dear Megatron,

Two days without a peep from you and you decide to keep me up until one a.m. on a school night getting Optimus in bondage? This is not proper care of a moogle, my friend. I slept through half a lecture and it's all your fault.

Fortunately, two can play at that game. Chinese New Year is coming up; I'm going to play with Rattrap and Splinter, and you can just wait on my convenience for a while.

Sheesh.

Respectfully and standing-behind-a-blast-screeningly yours,
Pepper

I think I banged this out in the space of three days. Sephiroth wouldn't let me go until I finished it. You can put your sword away now, General Sephiroth sir...

This will make a hell of a lot more sense (relatively speaking) if you read ciceqi's Tentacleverse first. Like, all of it. Trust me on this. (There's not that much, and you will not regret the time spent.)

Title: Cling
Author: raisedbymoogles, to my eternal shame, I'm sure. ^_^;;;
Series: Final Fantasy 7, Tentacleverse, crack AU
Characters: Sephiroth/Cloud with hints of Sephiroth/Zack, Rufus
Rating: T for tentacles.
Word Count: 1877. *faints* haet u, Sephiroth.

( If there had been anyone else there, except Zack... )

Had a fun weekend, but because fun weekends usually lead to floppy moogles, I'll leave the report 'til tomorrow and hope you'll be content with a linkdump.

So beckyh2112 showed me this, which is basically an index for a Japanese fanart site. Because I couldn't find any comprehensive image list links, I took it upon myself to look through every single image in search of the ones y'all might be interested. That's right, my dear flist: I looked at scary Japanese porn so you didn't have to. Well, unless you want. ;P

Divided into links for Transformers, FF7, Kingdom Hearts, and a few random ones I didn't recognize but thought were cool. The rest were all characters I didn't recognize. WARNING: a good handful of these are not worksafe. The bad ones are marked with a **; click at your own risk.

( Transformers )

( Final Fantasy 7 )

( Kingdom Hearts )

( Other )

Also, FF7 fan remixes from our friends at OverClocked ReMix! Absolutely gorgeous. *pokes BitTorrent to download faster, dammit*

In other news, I finally got my hands on the last issue of Megatron: Origins. I... think I need to switch factions now, excuse me... *wobbles, swoons, thuds and worships*

- Cracked 15,000 words in my novel last night. Stayed up 'til midnight to do it, of course, but sometimes you have to sacrifice things in order to pursue more important goals.

- I broke my A/V class's collective brain this morning. Says my professor: "I had a dream I was watching the last Bob Barker episode of The Price Is Right, where he brought out Drew Carey." I piped up thus: "And then they brought out the whipped cream." Good luck scrubbing that image out of your heads, boys! >D (Ultimately, I blame the lack of sleep.)

- Speaking of A/V class, anyone in the Dayton-ish area want to help me out with a script reading on Saturday? (Since, y'know, I actually have weekends back.) Not sure what I'm doing yet, but I'll probably bang out a quick Shakespeare spoof or something. Er... I'll feed you! :D

- Re: the Iron Man movie trailer - am I supposed to sympathize with the main character? I dunno, I'm used to the Spider-Man type, dorky Everyman and all that, but good lord that guy does not make me want to sit in a theater and watch him for two hours. And the suit looks like it came out of one of the cheesier sentai shows. ...Hm. Iron Man vs. Power Rangers? A battle for the ages!

'Cause I was done with both my M&A and WebDev final projects somewhere around a week and a half ago. I must be SMRT. (Thinking like this is how I get in academic trouble, but I honestly can't figure out anything else I can do with what I have.)

On an unrelated note, I got my fortune told on Saturday (with little Sculpey medallions in pretty colors, in case you're interested; each color combination is associated with an animal and a set of values/circumstances), and Master Jennings says it's time to Move Forward. Actually, what he said was 'it's time to physically relocate', but unless something earthshaking happens I'm kinda stuck in this area for the next year. But he did say stuff about goals and potential and 'what's holding you back,' so I thought I'd start blogging about that.

The problem is, I've never been much good at thinking about the future. Actually, I think I kind of avoid it as much as possible. XD But! I have compiled a short list of Careers I Think I Could Live With, so at least I have a starting point. To wit:

- graphic novel artist
- novelist/illustrator
- editor of a progressive, feminist magazine
- professional crocheter
- game artist/character designer
- international culture blogger
- professional Autobot snuggler/cultural liason

(Yes, I had to add that last one. This is me.)

Whatever I end up as, I've decided my dream home is a cottage out in the countryside somewhere (I just need to find a countryside with a reliable Internet connection), with a slightly wild garden and a comfortably-sized pack of shelter animals on which to lavish affection. And hey, if there are people who want to move in with me, so much the better. ;)

Two more unrelated things:
1) At work yesterday a Vaguely Authoritative Guy walks by and gives me a speculative look. He visibly runs a Google on me and pops up with "Moogle Girl!"

"Yep, that's me," I say. ^_^

"You speak Spanish?"

"Um." Cue deer-in-headlights. "I took three years in high school and one year in college, but it's been a really long time." Five years, to be exact. I'm not sure my language skills have survived five years of neglect.

"Huh. Are you comfortable talking with customers?"

Oh, gods. "Depends on the customer," I say, and try not to wince.

Luckily he left me alone after that, but drat! I was so looking forward to not having to deal with customers. With a language barrier, no less. -_-

2) My Zen popped up with "Vanilla" by Gackt and now I've got Zack lip-syncing and gyrating in my head. It doesn't help that I can understand it when Gackt goes "faster, harder" in the chorus. OHGODS. (Look it up on Youtube. Try to find the live version if you can. If it's not up there, I'll upload it when I get home tonight. You know, if you're interested in sharing the mental images.)

I broke the News to my soon-to-be-ex-boss today. She said she was "heartbroken" and gave me a hug. It was... rather awkward, actually. I'll probably end up guilting myself into buying her a card.

...Still. I'm gonna be OUT of that boring place! Whee! (I'd better get cracking on my fics. I won't be able to write them at work anymore... XD)

...speaking of which, I just put in my claims for twelve springkink prompts. As follows: ( Click! )

I think it's a nice mix of my old standbys and some new material, and I've already got ideas for a good number of them. Even so, I may be insane for claiming even more prompts in between school, work, and Renfest. (If push comes to shove, there's always drabbles. That's what I'm telling myself.)

And as if I didn't have enough fannish things to think about, I went ahead and assembled TF and FF7 tarot decks. ( I know someone's done this for TFs already, but. )

I may draw them, I may not. Just something else to play with. ^_^

My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa, Bumblebee/Mikaela, pointless smut.

Nakedness, Itself, Is a Mask, Seph/Zack/Cloud, in which Seph is dressed as a catboi. Ohgod.

I have a job interview tomorrow morning, so I'll be going to bed early tonight. I felt like death warmed over all day. XP But! I discovered The Brobdignagian Bards, and they sustained me over the course of the day. Well, that and human/TF pr0nz.